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Trek stache 7 20153/28/2023 ![]() I predict a treat bag filled with pennies and lint-covered, unwrapped Velemints.ĪUNT J: Is that sign attached to the crotch? The whole purpose of Halloween is to collect free candy, not splinters south of the border! PASS!Ħ. UNK: Any child wearing this will never have their demands met. eBay seller, you’re welcome for Photoshoping the stains out of your carpet).ĪUNT J: Correct me if I am wrong, but I think it’s a KATHARINE HEPBURN mask. Anyway, is that mask supposed to represent the celebrated actor HENRY FONDA? He may have beat his children like they owed him a gambling debt on a daily basis, but he never wore his hair THAT long. ![]() UNK: Is that grey area on the costume plush? I feel it may be plush. Too many little girls were bombarded with snickering taunts of “Major Burns… hah!” Plus LORETTA SWIT never translated well as a youthful character. BABIES was released right around the same time as the MICHAEL JACKSON/ Pepsi commercial incineration debacle. BABIES sounds more like a demand from the Marquis de Sade then an animated Saturday cartoon aimed at children.ĪUNT J: You’re right, M.A.S.H. That said, the idea of sending my young child out into the night with the words “ LIL’ HOTLIPS‘ emblazoned across her vinyl smock makes me ill. BABIES was the worst cartoon that ever aired on American television. As I look at them, I hear annoying Ewok songs in my head.ĪUNT J: (as the Klumeister): Where is the Mary Bradford costume? With her raspy voice and devotion to medical school, she’d make for a much better costume. It’s pretty sad to me that a child would be so unimaginative that the best that he or she could come up with was dressing like another child of approximately the same age. UNK: (as Tim Gunn) Why are there two? They are both worse than each other somehow. With visions of the impending PROJECT RUNWAY finales cat walking through our brains, we decided to review the ultimate worst of what he had discovered….ġ0. Everyone one knows that if you’re looking for crap the second place after the outhouse is eBay, so off we went. Rather than take this list as a cue to go no further and simply compromise (losing straw has to be Pete Campbell), we decided to challenge ourselves and see if we could find even worse Halloween costumes out there in the sparkly interwebville. During our Google-y endeavors we came across a list on RETROCRUSH which lists the worst Halloween costumes ever to be created. (Yes, we’re kinda sorta fighting over who will be Joan from MAD MEN). You can read more about the latest FOX offerings in the pictures in the gallery below and visit as well.With Halloween fast approaching your Unkle Lancifer and Aunt John have been combing the interwebs for inspiration for costumes. At Sea Otter they were showing off all their new products as well including a SLS (Super Light Steel) spring, FOX 36 831, DHX 2, Float X2, and more. FOXįOX has had a number of new produces and technologies we’ve talked about recently including the Float X, Float X2, FIT4, EVOL, Float 34, DPS. ![]() See more detailed photos of the Stache 29+ models and the Bontrager Line Plus TLR wheels in the gallery below as well as on Trek’s website.
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